Redikulus

haha that title spelling is atrocious!
I wanted to talk about ridiculous things for this blog, spurred mainly by my overheard at Starbucks earlier today. Deciding I'd been a good little bit, I splurged on a grande chai latte today and was only mildly concerned with that creepy pretentious feeling I get when I go to Starbucks. Waiting patiently for my order by the pickup counter, I had my iPod off so as to hear my order when it comes up. Unfortunately, that also meant that I'd hear other people talking around me & usually the self serving vapid conversations are personally a huge turn off in regards to humanity as a whole. Anyway, some young dirty blonde man twit was talking about market margins nonprofit sector email someone or another was yapping with his little assimilation-ist Asian friend in front of the pick up counter. Hogging all the space naturally. The barista says the order out loud, soy hot chocolate with a shot of something and places it on the counter. She goes to make her next order. The 2 douchers kept talking so she says the order a little louder and blonde halfwit turns around & takes it from the counter then turns back to his friend with "why is she yelling? I'm like, right here. Bitch." To which little man answers back "I know right? ugh, let's get out of here." I'm all for putting the younger generation into farms where they learn manners and stop being so bloody queer. Unnecessary name calling and you damn well know you'd just omg die! without your daily Starbucks fix so don't front like you won't be back there tomorrow with the same stank attitude. People are really eww sometimes. Yuck. I got my chai & told the barista to have a nice day.

Redikulus #2. Jersey Shore on MTV. That show is the epitome of redikulus and the downfall of society if our future is in the hands of that kind of youths. Although I do have to admit, it's hysterically entertaining. The "cast" are like cartoon characters come to life; boggles my mind that people like that exist even though I've run into that sort. I've only seen 2 episodes and that reunion show they did. Hooking up, tanning, fist pumping and spikey scrunchy hair...wow. I am however comforted that they are not really from NJ, at least not all of them. Disappointing that people actually thing people from Jersey are like that. For example, the sales manager at CCH had said that's exactly how people are and she's right. At least she's right for where she lives in Jersey and that's Hoboken. And anyone from Jersey knows all about the douchbaggery that prowls on Washington St. LoL.

Redikulus #3. Opera & the internet keep going down at work. I've asked Eman this before, but does anyone have backdoor access to this thing? A certain someone who got fired & was loose friends with the guy who put the program together for CCH might have a let's fuck wit'em backdoor key. The system just seems to shut down on the weirdest times, like at the start of shifts... Just saying, if it's a coincidence why does it almost seem contrived?

It's 3:20am and I'm still awake. Going to Giant's tomorrow. Feet freezing, maybe I should go get my laundry downstairs. My God, I need to get my license back. Uncle John signed over the title of his car to Kuya Uge. So much for reducing our carbon footprint, that makes 5 vehicles. Doing taxes will be fun this year, on account of not working for most of 2009 I have no clue what to file. Or what paperwork I need. Got past probation, how's about some insurance boss?

Redik yo.